Lindsay Lohan In More Legal Trouble

Crack Really Is Whack

Lindsay Lohan

Drug addict and former child star, Lindsay Lohan, has missed a second deposition in a civil lawsuit, where she is accused of commandeering a vehicle while drunk and high, running over a man's foot, whilst taking three men on a psychotic car chase through Los Angeles, insanely pursuing a former personal assistant who fled in fear for her life.

Lohan, a schizophrenic member of the Kabbalah cult, has gone from bad to worse once again, opting to go out shopping, partying and getting high, blowing off the depositions. This has prompted the Plaintiffs' attorney to see sanctions against her and a court order forcing her to appear, lest she be jailed for contempt. 

Lohan is broke, due to a string of poor choices and cannot afford to pay a settlement or judgment in line with her terrible misconduct that night. However, if she is not careful, the Plaintiffs' attorney made obtain a default judgment and garnish her wages. What am I saying. What wages. However, she has jewelry, clothing and shoes of value that may not be safe from creditors (several hundred thousand worth).

Considering credit card companies are demanding their money, which could result in a lawsuit, additional claims and judgments shall put her in the poor house.

In other dysfunctional lesbian news, Lohan claims her ex-girlfriend is now messing with a man, pop star Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend and spit in her face. Well, as long as you don't pay attention to the important things in your own life, like sobriety and employment, then.

LiLo Is a No-Show Again in Court

April 21st, 2010 5:09 pm - Maybe Lindsay Lohan should worry less about Twitter battles and late night partying and concentrate on making her court dates. The actress/singer/socialite did not show up in court yesterday, marking the second deposition she has missed regarding her 2007 DUI.

According to TMZ, three passengers in Lindsay’s car — as well as the passenger in the car she was chasing — are suing her, claiming she endangered their lives in a drunken chase down the Pacific Coast Highway.

http://www.okmagazine.com

Lindsay Lohan suggests Samantha Ronson is romancing Miley Cyrus' ex

Published on: April 21 2010 at 02:36 PM - Lindsay Lohan has sent the rumor mill into overdrive after suggesting her lesbian ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson spent the night with one of Miley Cyrus' former boyfriends.

The "Mean Girls" star, who split from the celebrity DJ last year, sparked the gossip after taking to her Twitter.com page in the early hours of Wednesday to blast Ronson for allegedly spitting in her face.

http://www.sfgate.com

Lindsay Lohan Left Off Mean Girls Video Game

"Mean Girls" video game

In a massive blow to her ego and decimated career, one time child star, Lindsay Lohan, has been dropped from and off the cover of the "Mean Girls" video game, which is inspired by the movie of the same name that launched her to mainstream fame.

Lindsay Lohan A/K/A Cocaine Girl

This move by video game maker, Nintendo, serves as additional proof Lohan's career is over. It creates the impression they deem Lohan an expensive liability that will hurt sales.

Once a famous actress, commanding millions per film, Lohan has been rendered unemployable and broke, due to her cult-based schizophrenia and substance abuse issues, she is not taking seriously. One also gets the impression, Lohan still thinks of herself as a teenager to be pitied, coddled and excused.

Madonna's Former Manager Found Dead

Madonna

Madonna's former manager, Caresse Henry, who got involved in the singer's sick Kabbalah cult, was found dead, from an apparent, self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. She was 44-years old.

Henry managed madwoman Madonna, until 2004, when the pop tart decided to manage herself to very poor results. Considering how insane Kabbalah is, the Judiciary Report does not doubt they hounded Henry, as they have done to many others over the course of years.

However, suicide is not the answer click here.

Caresse Henry, Former Madonna Manager, Suicide

April 2, 2010 - Friend Hit Like "Ton of Bricks" Over 44-Year-Old's Death; Coroner Confirms Suicide. The 44-year-old died suddenly on March 31 in Irvine, Calif., Madonna's publicist Liz Rosenberg told CNN in a written statement.

The Orange County coroner's office says she died of a self-inflicted gunshot at her home...Henry managed Madonna from for 10 years, starting in the 1990s. She also briefly managed Ricky Martin, Jessica Simpson, Joss Stone, Paula Abdul and Andrew Dice Clay, according to Madonna's publicist.

Henry is survived by her two children, Honour Kristen Norman and Ava Caresse Hinojosa, as well as her brother, sister and parents. Funeral services will be held April 9 in Westwood, Calif.

http://www.cbsnews.com

Madonna Detained In The Philippines

Pop tart, Madonna, pictured above, was detained in the Philippines. Hey, as indie singer Jackie Beat remarked, "Just look at Madonna. In real life she looks like an ancient iguana." The human sized lizard is thought to have two penises and loves having its picture taken (just like Madonna).

Colorful, human-sized lizard with double penis discovered in RP

04/07/2010 | 05:11 PM - A colorful lizard that is longer than the height of a tall Filipino man and has two penises has been discovered in the northern Philippine island of Luzon...

http://www.gmanews.tv

Scientology Physically Abusing People

Jason Lee and ex-wife Carmen Llywelyn

According to an article in the New York Times and personal testimony of former members of the Scientology cult, the group routinely physically abuses members into doing what they want them to, which is a violation of the law.

Previously, numerous members claimed sexual abuse has been transpiring against kids in the Scientology cult, resulting in minors contracting sexually transmitted diseases in the "Sea Org" branch of the sect.

Now, members are speaking out that they were paid next to nothing and physically abused, which are hallmarks of cults.

In a separate article, Carmen Llywellyn, the wife of former "My Name Is Earl" television star, Jason Lee, did an interview revealing her Scientologist husband physically abused her and when she left him and the cult, they began to gang stalk and terrorize her on public streets, in the presence of her children, which also constitutes child endangerment and stalking.

Numerous cases have come before world courts, regarding Scientologists attempting to destroy innocent people they target physically, emotionally, mentally and financially.

If you leave the cult or speak out against them, they will target you in groups, trying to drive you over the edge into committing suicide, due to the terrible levels of harassment they levy or will attempt to run you over with a vehicle or drown you in a bathtub, hoping to make it look like an accident. Numerous Scientologists have died in this manner, in publicized cases, due to foul play.

Much of the harassment techniques come from the Anthony Pellicano playbook. Pellicano is a private investigator to the stars of Hollywood and is now incarcerated on over 115 criminal charges, for illegal wiretapping, harassment and identity theft, among other charges, on behalf of celebrities and celebrity cults, such as Kabbalah and Scientology, who lawyer Bert Fields represents.

Skeptical? Read this article and the www.whyaretheydead.net website about the dozens of Scientologists that have died under bizarre circumstances, which wreak of foul play.

There needs to be national legislation to bar Hollywood cults such as Scientology and Kabbalah from engaging in this thoroughly criminal conduct. Other nations have taken the cults to task for the madness they have engaged in on their shores, yet the U.S. Congress is negligently and strangely silent. These crazy cults are a public nuisance and vagrant troublemakers that have cost innocent people their lives.

Scientology Still Gives Me Nightmares, Says Ex-Wife of 'My Name Is Earl' Star

Posted on Apr 02, 2010 @ 01:20PM - In one of the most hard-hitting interviews ever given by the ex-spouse of a Scientologist, Carmen Llywellyn, formerly married to My Name is Earl star Jason Lee, says her experience with Scientology still gives her nightmares and reveals a series of harrowing experiences that she says stem from (Scientology)...

In an exclusive interview with the National Enquirer, Carmen says: “I have never spoken about Scientology before, but I still have nightmares about these people. They ruined my life and my career. I ended up addicted to painkillers, and it took three rehabs to get me straight...

http://www.radaronline.com

Lindsay Lohan Falls At Club Again And Bounced Checks Confirmed

Lindsay Lohan being helped into car after falling over again outside a night club

In the March 12. 2010 article entitled E*Trade To Lindsay Lohan: You Can Bounce Like One Of Your Checks the Judiciary Report insinuated (ok, flat out wrote it) that Lindsay Lohan has been bouncing checks. Well, two weeks later, it has been revealed, she has been doing just that, bouncing checks. Her rent checks to be specific.

TMZ today obtained two bounced rent checks former actress Lindsay Lohan issued to pay her lease, which is $10,000 per month. The site was right again. This adds to the long list of exclusives on the site.

Years ago, the Judiciary Report's sister site the Sound Off Column was the first to disclose the fact Lindsay Lohan is a drug addict, which she denied for a long time.

Then, in 2007, the Judiciary Report site made a prediction, her then unknown reckless behavior that was hidden within Hollywood, would get her arrested and a week after the article ran that is exactly what happened.

Just five weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan did an interview finally admitting she's taken cocaine and other drugs, but insisted she is now drug free. Five weeks ago when the article was posted in the Sun, the Judiciary Report, knowing otherwise, shook its cyber head in disagreement and stated Lohan is still using cocaine.

Two weeks after the aforementioned article ran on the site, stating she is still using cocaine, Cocainegate happened, where Lindsay Lohan was pictured leaving a party with cocaine flying from her shoes, proving the Judiciary Report right again and also confirming the site's privately held belief, Lindsay Lohan is made of cocaine. In short, the Judiciary Report 5,345,000 - Lindsay Lohan 0 (just like her bank account).

Cocainegate

But let's get down to the nitty gritty. First of all, what is an unemployed actress doing leasing a property for $10,000 per month. That's $120,000 per year, plus fees associated with upkeep.

Second question, why do you have a driver, bodyguard and publicist, when you can't even pay your rent. At this point, your only career is stealing from people.

Living on credit is not a good idea. Neither is living off sugar mommies (Samantha Ronson, Donna Karan, Courtney Semel ect..) because when people get tired of your antics, you are out of gas and more importantly, it is immoral.

Dina Lohan (do we need to drug test her too)

You also need to remember, credit card companies will sue when you default, especially on large sums, such as the balances you are carrying, trying to pretend you are still a wealthy it girl.

Viper Room sidewalk where River Phoenix Died

Third question, does Dina Lohan need a drug test, going around insisting her daughter Lindsay is fine, not on drugs and still wealthy. Which Lindsay are you referring to Dina, the E*Trade baby Lindsay, because milk is cheaper than cocaine.

River Phoenix

Lastly, when I look at photos of Lindsay now, I see River Phoenix. However, the socially conscious unconscious version. A young Hollywood actor so engrossed in taking drugs, death took one by surprise on a club pavement.

Dina Lohan -- Bounced Checks, Really?

Posted Apr 2nd 2010 5:13PM by TMZ Staff - Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina Lohan, has been blabbing all over town that her daughter was never behind in paying her rent ... but there's this issue of bounced checks to the landlord.

We first reported that Lindsay was behind on her rent, but Dina is saying it's just not so. TMZ has seen copies of two bounced checks, from Lindsay to her landlord, both written this year ... both of which have been stamped on the front with the words, "RETURN REASON - NOT SUFFICIENT FUNDS. NOT SUFFICIENT FUNDS."

We spoke with Dina, who says she didn't know anything about bounced checks. Dina says Lindsay has her business manager write her checks, and the one who she used in February is no longer working with her.

http://www.tmz.com

Lindsay Lohan's Parents Publicly Fighting Again

Lindsay making her crack face

The parents of fallen former child star, Lindsay Lohan, have been publicly fighting again, regarding the mental and emotional health of their drug addicted daughter. Lindsay's stage mom, Dina, insists all is fine, in spite of the fact her daughter appeared in public two days ago with cocaine pouring from her shoes.

Her dad, Michael, has once again taken to the airwaves, encouraging her to go into rehab, lest she overdoses and dies at an early age, like so many other Hollywood denizens.

Not a good expression

The Judiciary Report is taken aback at the nonchalant attitude Dina Lohan continues to exhibit, insisting Lindsay is fine, whilst ignoring the fact her daughter is suicidal and mentally ill, with a terrible drug problem.

Dina Lohan

One has to wonder if Dina Lohan is of sound mind to make such proclamations, when the whole world can see her daughter is spiraling out of control again.

Either that or she cares more about the fame and money, albeit dwindling, her daughter has brought her over the years and does not wish to jeopardize what's left of it by upsetting her. If her daughter overdoses and dies, she will regret her self-centered conduct.

Side Bar: Newspapers are already writing Lindsay Lohan's obituary.

Lindsay Lohan's Mom: Michael Is Evil

Posted Mar 30th 2010 4:00PM by TMZ Staff ...Dina says, "Lindsay is in good hands. Everything is fine." She adds, "He's trashing a child he doesn't even see."

http://www.tmz.com

Cops Concerned About Lindsay Lohan Seek A 5150

Who Knew They Made Cocaine Shoes?

That better be baby powder (who am I kidding, she'd sniff that too)

Los Angeles Police Department, tired of crazy one time child star, Linday Lohan calling them all the time regarding paparazzi attention she strategically seeks out, wish to place her on a 5150 psychiatric hold. In short, they want to Britney Spears her.

Lindsay Lohan: What? Doesn't everyone have cocaine on their shoes (er, no)

Both Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are members of the Kabbalah cult who have gone schizophrenic, thanks to what the cult has taught them and continues to reinforce.

In a Chris Tucker type voice: Girl, your cocaine is on your shoes!

The fact of the matter is they love the attention and Kabbalah instructs them to immerse themselves in it., even though it is a public nuisance, as it brings attention, publicity and visibility to the cult.

Someone call the cartels - Lindsay found a new way to import cocaine

Another Kabbalah cult member who has been acting crazier than ever...Lady Gaga. You would think these newer artists in Hollywood would have learned by now, but Kabbalah offers them all sorts of career incentives and protection, otherwise they'll trash your career, so they join and get in way over their heads with the depravity they are exposed to in the cult.

Lindsay Lohan In Danger Of Death...Again

Lindsay Lohan looking high

One time child star and former actress, Lindsay Lohan, has been letting her drug and alcohol addiction run wild again, prompting speculation in the press, she is about to overdose. The Kabbalah cult actress is once again on a serous downward spiral.

Lindsay Lohan, so out of it, she fell over

Friends say Lindsay Lohan could die if she doesn't get help

March 27, 9:03 AM - TMZ reports that friends of Lindsay Lohan are worried about her. A professional quoted by TMZ said, "If she doesn't get help soon, she's going to die."

Lindsay Lohan's behavior has become more and more erratic, and the people around her are concerned. Her friends are reportedly trying to get her to go back to rehab...

http://www.examiner.com

Britney Spears Still Looks Tormented

Britney Spears 48, 28

Pop music lip syncer and Sony artist Britney Spears, was spotted in public looking off, confused and tormented, still not her old self, after her well publicized fall from grace a few years ago.

It is amazing that huge sums of money continue to be spent on her and Spears still looks kooky and confounded, like an escaped prisoner from a mental institution. Should someone in her frame of mind, in said mental state, really be in the limelight.

Well, At Least The Conservatorship Is Working, Right? (Britney Spears)

Britney Spears

My hair doesn't even look that jacked when I roll out of bed. Yet, Britney Spears, who is under a conservatorship, that is spending millions to make her look human, went out in public looking like a pigeon slapped her in the back of the head.

Has the judge seen this? You mean to tell me the conservatorship can't afford some shampoo, a comb and some good bras.

Britney Spears Still Looking Weathered

Britney Spears

It's amazing that after all the money that has gone into helping singer Britney Spears bounce back from schizophrenia, it cannot undo the aged, weathered appearance the 28-year-old now sports, due to years of hard living and significant emotional and mental distress.

Her face doesn't remotely look the same as it did just a few short years ago, having aged much faster than it should have for someone in their twenties. As for her mental state, she is being kept on a very tight leash, like a mental patient capable of self-harm.

Britney Spears Not Allowed Pens, Buys $150k Car

March 9, 2010 - Well, according to Courtney Love, Britney Spears is being held as a prisoner of her own home and isn’t even allowed to have the most common household item: ink pens.

She tweeted to Sam “Osama” Lutfi, “@SamLutfi is Brit Brit even allowed a pen and paper we know shesnotallowedcomputers tv phones or counsel; shes not allowed pens come ON!”

To which he responded, “@Courtneyloveuk Doubt if Brit Brit is allowed to have a pen, but I do know that she’s not allowed an opinion, a voice, freedom, normalcy etc.”...

http://allieiswired.com

Megan Fox Tries To Be All Things To All People

Megan Fox

Prior to her movie "Jennifer's Body" bombing, Megan Fox told the world she is a wild bisexual bimbo rebel. Now that her first major starring vehicle has spectacularly bombed at the box office, Megan is now claiming she is a nurturing, motherly type who is almost a virgin after sleeping with only two men.

You cannot be all those things, as the contradictions will pop up, as they already have. Which is it Megan, the slut or the saint, as you can't be both? Either that or you really are schizophrenic as you claimed.