Madonna Detained In The Philippines

Pop tart, Madonna, pictured above, was detained in the Philippines. Hey, as indie singer Jackie Beat remarked, "Just look at Madonna. In real life she looks like an ancient iguana." The human sized lizard is thought to have two penises and loves having its picture taken (just like Madonna).

Colorful, human-sized lizard with double penis discovered in RP

04/07/2010 | 05:11 PM - A colorful lizard that is longer than the height of a tall Filipino man and has two penises has been discovered in the northern Philippine island of Luzon...

http://www.gmanews.tv

Scientology Physically Abusing People

Jason Lee and ex-wife Carmen Llywelyn

According to an article in the New York Times and personal testimony of former members of the Scientology cult, the group routinely physically abuses members into doing what they want them to, which is a violation of the law.

Previously, numerous members claimed sexual abuse has been transpiring against kids in the Scientology cult, resulting in minors contracting sexually transmitted diseases in the "Sea Org" branch of the sect.

Now, members are speaking out that they were paid next to nothing and physically abused, which are hallmarks of cults.

In a separate article, Carmen Llywellyn, the wife of former "My Name Is Earl" television star, Jason Lee, did an interview revealing her Scientologist husband physically abused her and when she left him and the cult, they began to gang stalk and terrorize her on public streets, in the presence of her children, which also constitutes child endangerment and stalking.

Numerous cases have come before world courts, regarding Scientologists attempting to destroy innocent people they target physically, emotionally, mentally and financially.

If you leave the cult or speak out against them, they will target you in groups, trying to drive you over the edge into committing suicide, due to the terrible levels of harassment they levy or will attempt to run you over with a vehicle or drown you in a bathtub, hoping to make it look like an accident. Numerous Scientologists have died in this manner, in publicized cases, due to foul play.

Much of the harassment techniques come from the Anthony Pellicano playbook. Pellicano is a private investigator to the stars of Hollywood and is now incarcerated on over 115 criminal charges, for illegal wiretapping, harassment and identity theft, among other charges, on behalf of celebrities and celebrity cults, such as Kabbalah and Scientology, who lawyer Bert Fields represents.

Skeptical? Read this article and the www.whyaretheydead.net website about the dozens of Scientologists that have died under bizarre circumstances, which wreak of foul play.

There needs to be national legislation to bar Hollywood cults such as Scientology and Kabbalah from engaging in this thoroughly criminal conduct. Other nations have taken the cults to task for the madness they have engaged in on their shores, yet the U.S. Congress is negligently and strangely silent. These crazy cults are a public nuisance and vagrant troublemakers that have cost innocent people their lives.

Scientology Still Gives Me Nightmares, Says Ex-Wife of 'My Name Is Earl' Star

Posted on Apr 02, 2010 @ 01:20PM - In one of the most hard-hitting interviews ever given by the ex-spouse of a Scientologist, Carmen Llywellyn, formerly married to My Name is Earl star Jason Lee, says her experience with Scientology still gives her nightmares and reveals a series of harrowing experiences that she says stem from (Scientology)...

In an exclusive interview with the National Enquirer, Carmen says: “I have never spoken about Scientology before, but I still have nightmares about these people. They ruined my life and my career. I ended up addicted to painkillers, and it took three rehabs to get me straight...

http://www.radaronline.com

Lindsay Lohan Alleges Paparazzi Conspiracy To Destroy Her

Lindsay Lohan

One time actress, Lindsay Lohan, recently stated the paparazzi pushed her down to the ground in public last week, to take terrible photos of her. She believes they attempted to stitch her up as a drunken drug addict.

Are you sure it wasn't Mr. Cocaine that pushed you, Lindsay. This week, she fell outside of a Los Angeles night club, when the paparazzi were many feet away from her. That ungraceful crash to the ground was Mr. Cocaine with a guest appearance by Mr. Jack Daniels, Mr. Vodka and Mr. Rum.

You are your greatest enemy. Stop blaming other people for your self-induced downfall and take responsibility for your life before death does it for you.

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Falling outside a club last week, LiLo said the paparazzi pushed her. After falling again last night, LiLo was denied entry from another club—and says it's the paparazzi's fault, for bribing bouncers to humiliate her. Is it true?

After stumbling out of L.A. club Les Deux (and being photographed falling for the second time in a week) Lindsay Lohan went to titillating quasi-bondage-club Voyeur where she was denied entry. Irate, she tweeted that it was a case of bouncer-paparazzi collusion...

http://gawker.com

Celluloid Film Review - Law Abiding Citizen

Title: Law Abiding Citizen

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: March 31, 2010

Rating: R

Running time: 109 minutes

Box Office Gross: $114, 247, 522

"Law Abiding Citizen" is a crazy, macabre, infringing movie, starring Gerard Butler and Jamie Foxx. The Celluloid Film Review never gets films like this one. The unnecessary gore and gratuitous violence that could not have a positive impact on moviegoers' psyche, is stupid and superfluous. The film is also grizzly, when it is not even classified as a horror film.

The movie is about a man who is attacked in his home, his wife brutally murdered and his preteen daughter sexually assaulted and killed in his presence, enraging him so, he hunts down the perpetrators, viciously killing them one by one. He also murderously targets law enforcement and court officials that failed him.

This was not a pleasant movie. It was very sick and twisted. As such, it gets no love from the Celluloid Film Review and is not recommended.

Cops Concerned About Lindsay Lohan Seek A 5150

Who Knew They Made Cocaine Shoes?

That better be baby powder (who am I kidding, she'd sniff that too)

Los Angeles Police Department, tired of crazy one time child star, Linday Lohan calling them all the time regarding paparazzi attention she strategically seeks out, wish to place her on a 5150 psychiatric hold. In short, they want to Britney Spears her.

Lindsay Lohan: What? Doesn't everyone have cocaine on their shoes (er, no)

Both Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are members of the Kabbalah cult who have gone schizophrenic, thanks to what the cult has taught them and continues to reinforce.

In a Chris Tucker type voice: Girl, your cocaine is on your shoes!

The fact of the matter is they love the attention and Kabbalah instructs them to immerse themselves in it., even though it is a public nuisance, as it brings attention, publicity and visibility to the cult.

Someone call the cartels - Lindsay found a new way to import cocaine

Another Kabbalah cult member who has been acting crazier than ever...Lady Gaga. You would think these newer artists in Hollywood would have learned by now, but Kabbalah offers them all sorts of career incentives and protection, otherwise they'll trash your career, so they join and get in way over their heads with the depravity they are exposed to in the cult.

Lindsay Lohan In Danger Of Death...Again

Lindsay Lohan looking high

One time child star and former actress, Lindsay Lohan, has been letting her drug and alcohol addiction run wild again, prompting speculation in the press, she is about to overdose. The Kabbalah cult actress is once again on a serous downward spiral.

Lindsay Lohan, so out of it, she fell over

Friends say Lindsay Lohan could die if she doesn't get help

March 27, 9:03 AM - TMZ reports that friends of Lindsay Lohan are worried about her. A professional quoted by TMZ said, "If she doesn't get help soon, she's going to die."

Lindsay Lohan's behavior has become more and more erratic, and the people around her are concerned. Her friends are reportedly trying to get her to go back to rehab...

http://www.examiner.com

Britney Spears Still Looks Tormented

Britney Spears 48, 28

Pop music lip syncer and Sony artist Britney Spears, was spotted in public looking off, confused and tormented, still not her old self, after her well publicized fall from grace a few years ago.

It is amazing that huge sums of money continue to be spent on her and Spears still looks kooky and confounded, like an escaped prisoner from a mental institution. Should someone in her frame of mind, in said mental state, really be in the limelight.

Well, At Least The Conservatorship Is Working, Right? (Britney Spears)

Britney Spears

My hair doesn't even look that jacked when I roll out of bed. Yet, Britney Spears, who is under a conservatorship, that is spending millions to make her look human, went out in public looking like a pigeon slapped her in the back of the head.

Has the judge seen this? You mean to tell me the conservatorship can't afford some shampoo, a comb and some good bras.

Beyonce Is Not Too Bright

Beyonce

Singer, Beyonce, recently did an interview on her marriage to disgraceful rapper, Jay-Z, who she reportedly signed a poorly put together prenup. She reportedly has to pay him $10,000,000 if they divorce, in addition to $1,000,000 for every year they were married.

What struck me the most about the article is her terrible use of the English language, which goes contrary to her claims that she is a songwriter. No one with such poor diction could have authored songs. She uses words in the wrong context, clearly not grasping their meaning.

It sounds like she was quoting something told to her and recited it incorrectly. For example, she stated, "Anyone who thinks so, because of what? I do not deny that there is a marriage contract. I would encourage any woman getting married to put on such a treaty, it will gain more influence on self-esteem. For details, I don't express myself. I am not here on trial."

Beyoncé admits Jay-Z marriage contract

Sunday, March 14 2010, 1:23pm EDT

...The R&B superstar, who has been married to the hip-hop mogul since 2008, recently revealed in an interview that she approves of contracts between couples and encourages all women to consider them...

As for an alleged $10 million (£7m) minimum two year marriage contract, she added: "Anyone who thinks so, because of what? I do not deny that there is a marriage contract. I would encourage any woman getting married to put on such a treaty, it will gain more influence on self-esteem. For details, I don't express myself. I am not here on trial."

http://www.digitalspy.com

Marc Jacobs Slams Madonna

Lady Gaga, Marc Jacobs and Madonna

Designer, Marc Jacobs, slammed vile pop loon Madonna, who has become a Lady Gaga hanger-on that showed up to his fashion show uninvited. Madonna, 52, has been clinging to pop singer, Lady Gaga for publicity, as the 22-year-old is the star of the moment, with four pop hits to her credit. While, Madonna's last several albums have bombed, yielding no hit singles in America over the past decade.

Give it time. Madonna is diligently turning Gaga into the nutcase she did Britney Spears, when she sabotaged the younger singer's career and mental health.

Lady Gaga before Madonna

Whitney Houston is considered the best selling modern female artist and Madonna certainly isn't going to touch Michael Jackson's legacy with her fakery, as he has far outsold and outshone the crazy one. Madonna needs to call it a day and stop trying to feed off and destroy the careers of younger artists, as it is not a good look (see: desperate).

Lady Gaga after Madonna...going nuts

Now she's aiming for Gaga, who has gotten crazier than ever, since Madonna approached her last summer. Think about it. Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" and "Poker Face" really weren't crazy in image and style, just mildly eccentric.

When Madonna entered the picture last summer, Gaga started going out dressed like Kermit the Frog and doing nutty things in public, such as opening her legs to paparazzi to show a used maxi-pad during her menstrual cycle.

Remember, Britney Spears, started flashing her panty-less crotch before she broke down. I rest my case.

If she brings down Gaga with her usual Kabbalah garbage the gays will be done with Madonna once and for all. Why is she such an envious vulture. All she does is sit around on her leathery butt all day, looking out her proverbial window, for someone to rob.

Watch the lazy degenerate come back as Lady Gaga for her next album. According to the New York Post, she already went to her concert in New York with her note pad. For people that like that song, "Just Dance" it will be Just Wack when Madonna rips it off.

Marc Jacobs Disses Madonna

Marc Jacobs says he's totally over having celebrities at his fashion shows because it's boring, and the only reason Lady Gaga and Madonna turned up to his show last year was because Gaga was performing at the after-party and Madonna, well, she just showed up. "She came backstage, and I was like, 'What do you do with her now?' Because it's not like she was invited." Somewhere, Madonna is burning all of her Marc Jacobs clothing. [P6]

http://cityfile.com/dailyfile/8795