Lindsay Lohan In More Legal Trouble

Crack Really Is Whack

Lindsay Lohan

Drug addict and former child star, Lindsay Lohan, has missed a second deposition in a civil lawsuit, where she is accused of commandeering a vehicle while drunk and high, running over a man's foot, whilst taking three men on a psychotic car chase through Los Angeles, insanely pursuing a former personal assistant who fled in fear for her life.

Lohan, a schizophrenic member of the Kabbalah cult, has gone from bad to worse once again, opting to go out shopping, partying and getting high, blowing off the depositions. This has prompted the Plaintiffs' attorney to see sanctions against her and a court order forcing her to appear, lest she be jailed for contempt. 

Lohan is broke, due to a string of poor choices and cannot afford to pay a settlement or judgment in line with her terrible misconduct that night. However, if she is not careful, the Plaintiffs' attorney made obtain a default judgment and garnish her wages. What am I saying. What wages. However, she has jewelry, clothing and shoes of value that may not be safe from creditors (several hundred thousand worth).

Considering credit card companies are demanding their money, which could result in a lawsuit, additional claims and judgments shall put her in the poor house.

In other dysfunctional lesbian news, Lohan claims her ex-girlfriend is now messing with a man, pop star Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend and spit in her face. Well, as long as you don't pay attention to the important things in your own life, like sobriety and employment, then.

LiLo Is a No-Show Again in Court

April 21st, 2010 5:09 pm - Maybe Lindsay Lohan should worry less about Twitter battles and late night partying and concentrate on making her court dates. The actress/singer/socialite did not show up in court yesterday, marking the second deposition she has missed regarding her 2007 DUI.

According to TMZ, three passengers in Lindsay’s car — as well as the passenger in the car she was chasing — are suing her, claiming she endangered their lives in a drunken chase down the Pacific Coast Highway.

http://www.okmagazine.com

Lindsay Lohan suggests Samantha Ronson is romancing Miley Cyrus' ex

Published on: April 21 2010 at 02:36 PM - Lindsay Lohan has sent the rumor mill into overdrive after suggesting her lesbian ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson spent the night with one of Miley Cyrus' former boyfriends.

The "Mean Girls" star, who split from the celebrity DJ last year, sparked the gossip after taking to her Twitter.com page in the early hours of Wednesday to blast Ronson for allegedly spitting in her face.

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Crazy Legal Defense: Michael Jackson Killed Himself

Michael Jackson

Dr. Conrad Murray's latest legal defense, in the death of pop star, Michael Jackson, who died at his hands, has grown so desperate, he is now claiming the crooner killed himself. This is his official defense strategy. Jackson supposedly popped up out of his sleep when Murray went to the toilet and gave himself the fatal jab of the anesthetic Propofol that killed him. Not buying it. Try again.

Dr. Conrad Murray

The Judiciary Report would laugh at this ridiculousness if this case weren't so sad. That story is so implausible, undignified and defamatory to the dead. If I were on the jury, based on that story, I would vote to convict, for insulting my intelligence, as this blatant lie makes it look as though the defense has something to hide.

Michael Jackson Was Briefly Resuscitated

Michael Jackson

The late pop star, Michael Jackson, was briefly resuscitated at a hospital in Los Angeles, California, after paramedics rushed him to the emergency room. Lung activity and a faint pulse were detected.

It has also been disclosed, Jackson's doctor, Conrad Murray, stopped performing CPR on the singer in his Los Angeles mansion, as he lay dying, to hide the Propofol anesthetic, he was unethically and inappropriately administering to him for insomnia, outside of a hospital setting, which is frowned upon.

Many have logically concluded, had Murray not wasted time when Jackson began to show signs that something had fallen terribly wrong with him, the singer would be alive today.

A series of calculated failures occurred at the Jackson residence, including Murray not telling responding paramedics what was truly going on with the crooner's medical care, via dangerous, rudimentary and unnecessary use of the potent drug, Propofol, sent medics down the wrong path in estimating what caused the singer's deteriorated health.

The Judiciary Report is flabbergasted that a trained doctor engaged in such gross negligence. This story is stupefying. Discontinuing CPR to hide questionable drugs and withholding the fact said medicine was inside the patient, draining the life out of him, as each minute went by, while paramedics frantically searched for clues, as to what went wrong, is positively criminal.

This is way beyond malpractice and Dr. Murray should face substantial prison time (though the charges do not reflect that) as Jackson could have survived this ordeal with quick thinking and a dose of honesty to the paramedics. The Judiciary Report is not condemning Dr. Murray, but a man lost his life, in a manner that showed willful intent to deceive and mislead. Dr. Murray should not be practicing medicine with the poor judgment he has shown.

Cops Concerned About Lindsay Lohan Seek A 5150

Who Knew They Made Cocaine Shoes?

That better be baby powder (who am I kidding, she'd sniff that too)

Los Angeles Police Department, tired of crazy one time child star, Linday Lohan calling them all the time regarding paparazzi attention she strategically seeks out, wish to place her on a 5150 psychiatric hold. In short, they want to Britney Spears her.

Lindsay Lohan: What? Doesn't everyone have cocaine on their shoes (er, no)

Both Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are members of the Kabbalah cult who have gone schizophrenic, thanks to what the cult has taught them and continues to reinforce.

In a Chris Tucker type voice: Girl, your cocaine is on your shoes!

The fact of the matter is they love the attention and Kabbalah instructs them to immerse themselves in it., even though it is a public nuisance, as it brings attention, publicity and visibility to the cult.

Someone call the cartels - Lindsay found a new way to import cocaine

Another Kabbalah cult member who has been acting crazier than ever...Lady Gaga. You would think these newer artists in Hollywood would have learned by now, but Kabbalah offers them all sorts of career incentives and protection, otherwise they'll trash your career, so they join and get in way over their heads with the depravity they are exposed to in the cult.

Restaurant Serving Shamu Closed

Shamu: Oh No They Didn't!

The restaurant that served customers Shamu, A/K/A whale meat, has been closed. The Hump is currently being investigated by state authorities for breaking the law in this regard. They have been charged under the Marine Mammal Protection Act. Eatery accused of serving whale meat closes updated 3:08 p.m. ET, Sat., March. 20, 2010 - L.A.-area sushi restaurant shutting down as 'self-imposed punishment' Informants told federal investigators The Hump restaurant illegally served endangered whale meat. LOS ANGELES - A Los Angeles-area sushi restaurant that made international headlines after it was charged with serving endangered whale meat will close forever as a "self-imposed punishment," according to a statement on its website... http://www.msnbc.msn.com

Jackson Compound Vs. The Kennedy Compound

A Look At Two High Profile American Families

The Kennedys

The Kennedys and Jacksons are two high profile American families, who lived through years of success and turbulence. The Kennedys are known for politics and the Jacksons music. Almost as famous as the two families are their homes.

The Kennedy compound

The Kennedy compound is located in Hyannis Port, on Cape Cod in the U.S. state of Massachusetts, which is on the northeastern coast of America. The property is comprised of several homes and sits on 6 acres. It was built in 1904, with additional properties acquired and added to the space.

The Jacksons

The Jackson compound is located on the southwestern coast of America in Encino, which is a suburb of Los Angeles, California. The property almost rivals that of the famed Kennedys.

The Jackson compound

The Jackson home sits on 5 acres and contains 12 bedrooms and 26 bathrooms (they must shop at Costco buying their toilet paper in bulk).

Megan Fox Claims She's Only Had Sex With Two Men

Megan Fox

Sexually explicit actress, Megan Fox, today claimed she has only had sex with two men, which the Judiciary Report does not believe.

These proclamations are most likely in response to claims she disappeared into her dressing room with co-star, Mickey Rourke, to trade sexual favors for later issued complimentary press quotes on her dubious acting skills.

Previously, one of her first boyfriends, who is a fireman, did a tell-all proclaiming he had sex with her before Fox was famous. Then, she moved to Los Angeles and dumped him for an actor named David, with the implication there was a sexual relationship there as well.

Fox then moved in with boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, right before she turned 18. He was a successful 31-year-old actor with a mansion and money in the bank, so she was game.

Then there's her relationship with Michael Bay. There have been other industry men in her life as well. Furthermore, when you do an interview and deliberately spread your legs, exposing your underwear in a vulgar manner for the camera, no one is going to buy that story, Megan.

Megan Fox: 'I've only ever slept with two men and the idea of a one-night stand makes me sick'

Last updated at 12:04 AM on 03rd March 2010 - She's arguably one of the sexiest women in the world and could make many a red blooded male fall under her spell with the click of a finger.

But Megan Fox says her public persona as a highly sexed man-eater is totally at odds with her private life. In a no-holds-barred interview, the 23-year-old actress reveals the thought of a one-night stand makes her sick and insists she has slept with just two men.

Apart from her current boyfriend, ex-Beverly Hills 90210 actor Brian Austin Green, Fox says she’s only ever been with one other man - her childhood sweetheart.

Speaking to the UK edition of Harper’s Bazaar magazine, Fox says: 'I’ve only been with two men my entire life. 'My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.' ...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk

Ashley Cole Furious Over Planned Disciplinary Action

Ashley Cole

Reports in the British press indicate, Chelsea FC football player and philanderer, Ashley Cole, is furious at talk of disciplinary action against him, for his sexual indiscretions. He is stating it is unjust in light of the fact, fellow teammate and adulterer, John Terry faced no such action.

Cheryl Cole with a "I can't believe he did it again" look on her face

Cole is wrong regarding this claim for this reason. It was reported he broke club rules by smuggling in a woman to his hotel rooms during away games.

Ashley Cole's wife Cheryl in Los Angeles, California with a "deer in headlights" looks on her face

Former captain, John Terry, was slammed in the press, for going to a teammate's ex-fiancée's house and engaging in adultery with her, in his spare time.

Cheryl Cole returning to London yesterday

This goes beyond football, as any team in any sport, expects players to respect organization established rules, such as not smuggling in women to hotel rooms during away games. Chelsea is not the first to do so.

One of Ashley Cole's several mistresses, Vicki Gough, the secretary for rival team, Liverpool FC

Meanwhile, his wife Cheryl is expect back in London, after fleeing Britain in the wake of the scandal, which has left her feeling humiliated. There have been a number of reports regarding her wanting a divorce, but the most that has been confirmed at this time is a separation.

Cheryl and Ashley Cole in happier times

Angry Ashley Cole ready to go to war with Chelsea

Tuesday 23 February 2010 01.25 GMT - Chelsea's Ashley Cole is believed to be angry at the prospect of the club taking disciplinary action against him.

Ashley Cole intends to fight any disciplinary action taken against him by Chelsea over allegations about his off-field behaviour. The left-back believes he is being victimised by the club, which has summoned him to a meeting this week with the chief executive, Ron Gourlay, and may consider leaving Stamford Bridge.

Cole could face sanctions up to and including the possibility of being transfer-listed, although a hefty fine is a more likely punishment following allegations about extramarital relationships. He is said to feel he is being unfairly singled out after no action was taken against Chelsea's captain, John Terry, for an alleged affair with the former partner of Wayne Bridge which cost the central defender the England armband...

http://www.guardian.co.uk

Ashley Cole Intimately Hugs Mistress

Ashley Cole with mistress Ann Corbitt in Seattle, Washington in America

Boy, Ashley Cole has a lot of gumption. Dude was busted for cheating on his wife, it was plastered all over the newspapers in Britain and Europe, then months later, after she took him back, he went back and did it again, even unwisely taking a series of intimate photos with one of his mistresses.

Usually, famous men that cheat on their wives, do not leave incriminating photographic evidence behind, to surface later on. But not Ashley. Just stupefying.

Cheryl Cole, her bodyguard and Derek Hough (in blue jeans)

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond, Cheryl Cole is in Los Angeles, trying to make Ashley jealous, by being photographed with Derek Hough. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that dude gay. He is a total girlie dude.

Not the brightest plan, now is it. What's that supposed to do? Show your cheating husband, "See I'm hot, I'm trying to make you jealous with a gay dude." He's probably following you to lunch, because he wants hair highlighting tips.