Lil Wayne's Time In Prison

Lil Wayne

Here it is, rapper Lil Wayne is in prison on gun charges, trying to keep his little butt cheeks together to prevent them from getting violated and the Judiciary Report is teasing him about his incarceration. Therefore, the site would like to offer constructive advice for the rapper's time in prison.

1. Reevaluate the type of music you make. A lot of kids listen to your music and much of it is filled with lyrics about drug taking, sexual promiscuity and violence. You should make a more positive mark on the world. Take this time to reflect on the example you have set and try to do better in the sight of God.

2. You often rap about your addiction to various drugs, when it has clearly robbed you of many moments in your life you do not remember, as you were stoned. Now that you are away from the Hollywood lifestyle for a period of time, try to kick the habit and come out of prison a new man. Do not return to drug, lest you overdose like so many stars that have gone before you.

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Reports originally indicated the attorney for, Lil Wayne, requested the pint-sized rapper be placed in protective custody in the Riker's Island prison, where he currently bends sits on gun charges he was convicted of this month. However, some reports now claim he is in the general population, which is unwise.

Therefore, is Lil Wanye's modesty safe in prison. I wonder how many dudes are singing love songs to Lil Wayne in prison when the lights go down, scaring him through his cell. Is he safe in the shower? What will happen to him if he does accidentally drop the soap? Will he be cornered in the prison yard? Will his reputed connection to the Bloods street gang protect him or are they outnumbered?

And the moral of the story is, do not carry illegal guns. Leave the security up to the professional, licensed bodyguards. It is not worth your freedom...or modesty.

Lil Wayne Sentenced To 1-Year In Prison

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Rapper Lil' Wayne has been sentenced to one year in prison on gun possession charges. The sentence was handed down in a New York courtroom, with many speculating he is headed to the notorious Riker's Island prison.

Lil' Wayne: my poor booty!

Lil Wayne's lawyer requested he be placed in protective custody, due to his high profile and the judge agreed. The Judiciary Report is not for special treatment of celebrities, but as stated on the site last week, in light of the fact Wayne is famous and allegedly affiliated with a dangerous street gang whose rivals are waiting on him, it is best that he be kept out of the general population in prison. Therefore, the Judiciary Report agrees with the judge's decision.

Not to mention, Wayne isn't exactly ripped like the Incredible Hulk/Madonna. How's he going to defend himself in the general population.

Lastly, he should look at this time of incarceration as a chance to detox from the multiple illegal narcotics he takes that could cause him to overdose one day.

For Lil Wayne, 3rd Time Is Not the Charm

March 8, 2010, 4:31 pm - As the rapper Lil Wayne made his final public appearance as a free man for at least the next eight months...

Court officers pushed people to the side to clear a path...When all was settled, Justice Solomon asked Lil Wayne if he had anything to say. The rapper simply shook his head no.

“That’s the sentence I’m imposing, one year,” Justice Solomon said...With good behavior, Lil Wayne, who will serve his sentence on Rikers Island, could be out in eight months.

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Lil Wayne Sentencing Postponed Due To Court Fire

Lil Wayne

The sentencing of rapper, Lil Wayne, has been postponed, as a fire broke out in the New York courthouse that was set to deliver the punishment. It was probably the friction from his gold chains rubbing together or the sun reflecting off his diamond teeth that caused the blaze.

Either way, the alleged gang member is most likely happy at the delay, as he is to face sentencing on gun charges. The Judiciary Report is no fan of his music, but considering the issues surrounding him, one would hope they place him in an area away from the general population.

8 Hurt in Fire in Criminal Court Building

Updated, 3:05 p.m. | A two-alarm fire broke out in the basement of the Manhattan Criminal Courthouse around 10:30 Tuesday morning. At least eight people sustained minor injuries, the Fire Department said: five firefighters, two civilians and one prisoner.

The building, at 100 Centre Street, was evacuated because of heavy smoke in the basement and light smoke throughout the building; the fire was put out within 45 minutes, but the building was closed for the day.

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World's Most Expensive Diamond Sold For $35 Million

A diamond in South Africa

The world's most expensive diamond was sold this week for $35.3 million dollars. It has 507 carats and was unearthed in South Africa. Apparently, my $5 bid was rejected (I'm joking of course).

The Judiciary Report would love to state one has lofty ambitions for this diamond, but you know full well it's just going to end up in some rapper's teeth. Those diamonds are going to be grinning at you on B.E.T.

Rapper Lil Wayne pictured earlier in the month with diamonds in his teeth

Diamond Sold for Record Breaking $35.3M

Feb. 26, 2010 - (AP) A 507-carat diamond as big as a chicken's egg sold for $35.3 million, breaking the record for the highest price ever paid for a rough diamond, the supplier said Friday.

The stone- which weighs just over 3.53 ounces - was estimated to be among the world's top 20 high-quality rough diamonds. It was discovered in September at South Africa's Cullinan mine...

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