Dead Body Found Outside George Clooney's Mansion

George Clooney

The dead body of a young woman was found floating outside the Lake Como, Italy mansion of Hollywood actor, George Clooney. Authorities are investigating what transpired leading to the unidentified woman dying.

Thus far, there has been no comment from George Clooney. However, the internet being what it is, has been running wild with rumors, claiming Clooney is involved in the death.

Did George Clooney Murder a Woman?

Posted: April 6th, 2010 - George Clooney probably didn't murder anyone, but this story would definitely explain what happened to all his old girlfriends.

Police in Italy have launched an investigation after the body of a 25-30 year old woman was pulled from the water close to George Clooney's home at Lake Como. The actor owns a luxurious lakeside mansion at the popular tourist destination, where a passer-by spotted a corpse and called the police...

http://www.worstpreviews.com

George Clooney Disrespects Monique At Oscars

Actor and womanizer, George Clooney, is being slammed for his snub of black actress, Monique, at the Academy Awards last week. He along with others gave white actress, Sandra Bullock, a standing ovation when she won for Best Actress (let's not forget that Razzie).

However, as Monique received her Best Supporting Actress Oscar, the crowd stood to its feet...all except Clooney. Maybe he was jealous he didn't win the Best Supporting Actress award, as he is behaving like a real queen.

Side Bar: have you noticed that all of George Clooney's girlfriends look like good friend Randy Gerber's wife, former supermodel, Cindy Crawford, who he was seen ogling on a yacht:

George Clooney staring at Cindy Crawford

George Clooney and ex-girlfriend Sarah Larson last year

George Clooney and current girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis

Clooney's sort of a di*k

George Clooney will not stand for Mo'nique

You saw this last night if you were following my live tweet-blog, but what was up with George Clooney not standing up with the rest of the audience after Mo'nique won her Oscar? OK, maybe he's just not a standing ovation kind of guy. I can buy that. Um, except when Sandra Bullock won, he gave her a standing ovation. To recap:

Mo'nique: Black

Sandra Bullock: White

Now I'm not going to call him a racist, but I also heard a rumor that later that night, George threw a hissy fit at the Vanity Fair Oscar party after Mo'nique used his water fountain and then had the nerve to sit at the lunch counter. What a jerk he is!

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com

Osama Bin Laden's Son Talks Jihad And Hollywood

The son of terrorist Osama Bin Laden did an interview recently, discussing his dad and what he believes drives him other than insanity. He stated Osama attacked America, because it is, "Weaker than Israel." He also said "People are saying his dad is a hero" and "who could catch him."

He also offers that his dad, "Doesn't agree with western culture in some way and prefers to use the good things" from it such as weaponry.

However, his Hashish smoking became blatantly evident when he proclaimed George Clooney, pronounced Colooney, a good actor. You and Colooney need to lay off the opium.